Then screw the paper; it's just another damn tax.
Don't be so down on taxes, they are good for the whole and if one can afford to ride a bike $$, let alone a bike with a sidecar $$$$, just understand that "all for one, and one for all" dictates human compassion and to hold individual values can only leave one prone to the chopping block for their dis concern for humankind as a whole....
Damn, it worked in Communist Russia didn't it? ; )