There'll be such poignant weeping and gnashing of teeth at Cannes. As the late Steve Allen was wont to say of today's "entertainment," it's "vulgarians entertaining barbarians."
My question would be this: what is it about Brokedick Mountain that makes it an ARTISTIC gem? Is it the cinematography? Is it the skillful direction? The brilliant mise en scene? The innovative camera work?
Commercially, it's tepid at best. So what is the industry so "abuzz" about? The answer is obvious: if we peasants out in flyover country hate it, it must be good, because we are the repository of bourgeois tastes. We should shut up and see the movies our betters tell us to see.