[Mamzelle]

re: I've been an atheist since I was fourteen, and never got drunk or drugged, never got laid, and am still very close to my family, including my very Catholic and very liberal mother. Come to think about it, I'm still not getting drunk or drugged, or..)))

I suggest you check out the fellows of the masthead of this "skeptic" publication. A more puny and feeble crew you won't see outside of a Poindexter Look Alike Contest. They don't look very hopeful, either. Maybe evo-cranks are selecting themselves out of the gene pool?

[RightWingAtheist]

One of the CSIOP's most prominent members has some good advice for you: