[beyond the sea]

I'm going to loosen things up with Megyn before dinner with this gem:

Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.

One seventy-five year old woman says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."

1. An eighty year old woman says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."

The ninety year old woman says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."

"So what's your problem?" asked the others. "I don't wake up until nine."

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LOL.

[retrokitten]

Tell Megyn that one on your date.

[Pukin Dog]

Your joke should clearly put you over the top. I bow to your superior humor.