I haven't seen anyone post this yet, but from the Bench Memos blog over at NRO:
Not Quite, NARAL: Only 498,000 Signatures Short
[Ed Whelan 01/10 03:18 PM]
NARAL's Goal:
"To Convince Enough Senators That Alito Is Wrong For Our Country, We Are
Setting A Goal Of Gathering 500,000 Petition Signatures To Deliver To
The Senate." (NARAL Email, "Just 5 Days Left!" 12/5/05)
NARAL's Result:
"With The Help Of More Than 50 Volunteers We Were Able To ... Enter
2,000 Signatures Into Our Activist Database From The 'Oppose Alito'
Petition Drive ..." (NARAL Email, "Thanks For Your Hard Work!" 1/10/06)
Bwahahahahaha!
Schadenfreude.
2000 names divided by 50 volunteers is 40 apiece. Are they typing with their noses?