This is a perfect excuse for a strike. If I ever flew this airline, I as a passenger would wear the biggest cross I could find and carry a bible the size of one of those big dictionaries in the library. I'd also use my portable CD player to blast Christian music through my headphones. Of course I'd be sure to tell all my fellow passengers, "God bless you."
No, that's too generic, you have to say "Jesus Loves You."
Jesus is Lord, Yo.
AMEN!