[Torie]

New York Barred Owls

Clearly those owls must be Democrats (steakers from New York), and thus, beyond per adventure, not wise.

[SierraWasp]

No! They are those rude NY owls that hang out in bars, that's why they're called "barred owls" any why they rudely eat out the substance of the crucial habitat for the smaller Spotted Owls and screw them out of existance, don'tcha know?

See I'm givin you vital information that even your silly birdin brother doesn't even know!!! How much did he contribute to the fallacious "Save Mono Lake" litigation that developed the ridiculous "Public Trust Doctrine" that has all the water in CA all tied up in endless litigation over endless environmental issues to thwart both good and bad development???