[upchuck]

Blanco: "No, Hans. The biggest dyke we ever had in New Orleans was Rosie O'Donnell. Why do you ask?"

I don't know... The Hildabeaste may be bigger than O'Donnell.

[Steve_Stifler]

The Louisiana politicians did receive previous flood control advice from the Dutch. Unfortunately, the politicians translated "the little boy sticks his finger in the dyke" as "stick your thumb in your a$#." To their credit, they did follow the mistranslated advice.