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It's not just vernacular but the speed young girls talk.

My family was at a new fusion restaurant last week and the waitress was incomprehensible. My brother in law had to make her repeat herself three times to make his order.

Plus she didn't have a clue about anything on the menu other than what she had memorized.

My stuffed chicken breast turned out to be an over cooked breaded chicken schnitzel.

I would have never guessed that from the menu and her pathetic attempt to describe it.

Stuffed with butter and garlic?

Sorry dear that's a marinade and you don't take a marinade cut, bread it and BBQ it under a couple of hot clay bricks until it is harder than the plate you're eating on.

The fashion sense of 17 year old girls today is going to be the death of us all. But like, fa shaw, who am I to judge. Bag my face and gag me with a spoon!!!