Today I called the Director's office and told the kind woman we had heard on the news last night that Director Goss is getting tough on the leakers. We said this was immensely important as the leaks jeopardize national securtiy in time of war. We explained we have always been admirers of the director and we wish him Godspeed and Good Hunting. She was genuinely appreciative of the words of support.
I for one am ready for any number of traitors to wind up in bathtubs at the Breezeway Motel sucking shotguns in atonement for decades of treason.
As a kinder gentler alternative they may be confined to the Yuri I. Nosenko Shock & Ow! Centre for the duration.