The only thing is that the Republicans have styrofoam knuckles, not brass (could apply to parts of their bodies too).
If they had those parts. Reminds me of a depression story. Guy gets a construction job in the city (extremely lucky), gets sick months in, wife goes to work for him. The woman's carrying heavy bricks up on the outside of the building on a ladder, her pants split. A guy comes by to ask for a job, looks up and says that's ok, you've worked the balls off that guy.
LOL~!