i guess i'll be reading and not posting much....this is too hard.
I know it must be, Howlin, but thanks for making the efforts that you already have. We'll know you're lurking and will keep posting for you to read. (Try soaking in a hot tub of water to ease those aches and pains.)
Maybe you should hire a stenographer to just type what you say for the next few weeks. Ha! I can just see it...secretary sitting at the keyboard, you looking at the screen, and you say:
Address this to Idiot Poster! Tell him he doesn't know what he's talking about! Go over to my home page and get that picture of the "send lightning thing!" Hurry, hurry!
I bet you could get a college kid to0 do it for you. Of course, you would probably end up with s PETA member with three nose rings, but it's a thought!