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To: stainlessbanner

Books bound in human skin? Big deal. We have to eat someone alive, arrange that person's bones into an inverted circle of protection, and then vomit that person's soul into the circle before we can pass the bar exam (the spot where we vomit the soul is the place where we build our law libraries).


5 posted on 01/07/2006 1:49:44 PM PST by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: Gordongekko909

Umm.... Thanks for the lesson in book ethics. Now I can definitely eat my lunch.


11 posted on 01/07/2006 1:56:50 PM PST by moog
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To: Gordongekko909
Books bound in human skin? Big deal. We have to eat someone alive, arrange that person's bones into an inverted circle of protection, and then vomit that person's soul into the circle before we can pass the bar exam (the spot where we vomit the soul is the place where we build our law libraries).

Not to mention you have to present a medical certificate that your conscience has been surgically removed before being allowed to take your third year of law school.

So9

12 posted on 01/07/2006 1:56:54 PM PST by Servant of the 9 (Trust Me)
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