[moog]

Conscience? No, we have to kill our entire souls before we can complete our first year.

My shoes have always been in bad shape.

[GSlob]

"My shoes have always been in bad shape"
In 16th century one Rabelais wrote of Gargantua's shoes which were made from the skins of vampires. Nowadays the lawyers' pelts should suffice. Nothing's better than a hallowed old tradition.