[keat]

Last night, in the middle of the night, I woke up to go to the bathroom. On the way there, I stubbed my toe. It was all bush's fault.

Not too far off really. Bush's failure to protect our water supply allows more impurities in your drinking water, thus causing your kidneys and liver to work overtime and increasing midnight trips to the bathroom.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

you forgot that he owns the state, he owns the church, he picks the winners of star search.