If Mick has a costume malfunction, will anybody care?
Considering the Everest-sized ego that must be required in order for him to do what he does, and considering that people who have ego psychoses are oftentimes manifesting it in an effort to counteract a deficiency elsewhere, oftentimes of a sexual nature, one of course wonders whether if there was indeed a 'costume malfunction', whether there would be any tangible physical evidence of it that people would notice.........
And to answer your question, I believe that the only interest people would have upon seeing it (assuming any appreciable physical mass was involved) would be to laugh.....;.