I'm thinking superglue on Teddy's chair.
"I'm thinking superglue on Teddy's chair."
OMG, do you really want to tear that man's pants off when he stands up?
Seriously, though if they let oil get spread it could be something else next time.
"But I'm not sure the story is even true in any sense"
It's in today's paper. Must be true. The media never lie, especially about Christians!/sarcasm