No porker pets are allowed at my house. I don't like the look and I don't want to contribute to any health problems for them.
I must be really heartless because I can eat a steak in front three dogs and never feel anything like guilt. I feel pretty superior, really.
The steak will not hurt them,
The bread and potatoes will.
When I noticed my beloved deceased Sparky packing on the pounds, it only meant ONE THING!
He was not getting enough exercise!
K.I.S.S.