That was funny! I also count myself privileged to have been listening the night Art accidentally super-glued his lips togther! That was great radio!
Did you ever see a movie in which this happened?
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"A Burt Reynolds movie I saw 'centuries ago' where he is having an affair with Kim Bassinger, and somehow they managed to get glue all over their hands, and she tries to remove his belt but then can't put it down, and then the husband comes home and Burt hides in the closet, but then the toy Scottish terrier is clawing at the door, so Burt picks it up and holds it in his lap. Kim, meanwhile, is distracting her husband by asking him to look out the window with her hands and the belt behind her back, while jerking her head at Burt to start crawling out of the room, but of course now his hand is stuck to the dog's fur, so he has to crawl, commando style, across the huge bedroom suite, get into his car (quickly abandoning a futile attempt to fasten the seatbelt) and get out of the gated complex and past the security guard, steering with the dog stuck to his hand."
"Back in the bedroom, Kim puts her hands at her side, cracks the belt like a whip, and says, "Honey, we're going to do something different tonight!""
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Funniest couple of minutes I ever saw in a movie in my life. Watching Reynolds trying to steer that car with the little dog stuck to his hand almost gave me a heart attack.
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