...four counts of unlawful sexual intercourse with a 17-year-old student, and one count each of oral copulation and sodomy with the same student.
"4 + 1 + 1 = 6. See how easy addition is, Johnny? Now try it again, sweetie..."
I'm not sure how she gets charged with Sodomy, it seems like that would be something he would have done.....
Plus, didn't the Supreme Court rule that Sodomy was OK?
Okay...THAT made me chuck my can of soda on my keyboard...