So when am I finally off probation to get on your ping list, Bill? I was a good boy last year. Cranky Santa said so!
I'll correct the problem and add you to the list now that you've asked in writing, so that I don't forget.
All that remains is for you to pass the initiation test, which means that you have to really annoy some America-hating traitors. Wait, you've already done it.
Congrats you made the grade: A+.