[Dutch Boy]

Approach it with confidence. Never show fear. If it tastes like crap there is always tabasco sauce.

Actually, I've tried a lot of MRE's. They are generally not to bad.

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Lololol I have sooooo many tiny bottles of tabasco sauce, if push came to shove I'd have enough to last for several months.

Please answer me this, is that little packet of paper meant for toilet tissue or napkins?