They need to make that goal about twice as wide and give different points for shots from different distances. I'm not a soccer fan, so all the plays look the same to me. I love real football because of its variety.
They need to give them machete's, and maybe a pistol here and there. Maybe then I would watch it.
Actually, I still wouldn't watch it.
Soccer is luck. Kick the s*%t out of the ball and hope it somehow makes it into the goal through all of the obstacles and the gay guy that can use his hands doesn't get there in time.
Just reduce the number of players from eleven to eight and throw out a lot of the goofy offsides rules. Soccer would then be interesting. Oh, and allow the ball to be batted with closed fists. I suspect I have a great chance of the world football (soccer) association implementing my suggestions. (/sarcasm)