Okay.
Jack the Ripper? Gay.
Burke and Hare? Leather boys of a longstanding relationship.
Sweeney Todd? Big maneating sissy boy.
Lord Haw Haw? Made all his broadcasts from Berlin in drag.
Oscar Wilde? Fathered children with different mothers from Edinburgh to Brighton, and was ghostwritten by a Frenchman.
This is fun. History relaly comes alive when you can rewrite it at will!