Oh,you mean the Metamucil Tour?
Hey,you,get off of my Barcalounger!
The Stones are now doing The Steel Wheel Chairs Tour.
Remember the "STEEL WHEEL" Tour...now it's the "ALUMINUM WALKER" Tour!!!
Please allow me to introduce my self,
I'm a man way past my prime.
I've been around a long,long time
Stole many a man's youth and verve.
...
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you don't have to Carbon date
But what's puzzling you
Is how I remain in the game.