[Right Wing Professor]

The author might be leaping to conclusions. Either that, or he's a monkey mind-reader.

You could appear as a defense witness for this guy.

He says he was just 'pastoring'. And since we can't read his mind, who's to know what he intended?

(/OJ juror mode)

[Aquinasfan]

Do monkeys typically trade goods? If yes, such behavior should be commonly observed. If this behavior is unusual, how do you know that this is what the monkey was doing?