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To: Lady Jag; potlatch; ntnychik; dixiechick2000; Victoria Delsoul; Zacs Mom; Mia T; Diva Betsy Ross; ..


As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.

She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.

She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.

The trucker lowers the window.

Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says,

"Hi, my name is Joe, it's winter in Canada and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!!!!!!


698 posted on 01/04/2006 2:15:09 PM PST by devolve (<-- (-in a manner reminiscent of Senator Gasbag F. Kohnman-)
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To: devolve; GummyIII; StarCMC; EsmeraldaA
A blonde was driving a rural two lane highway when she nearly hit a wild boar standing in the middle of the road. She swerved, managing to avoid it, and went on her way. Driving around a curve a quarter mile later she saw a car coming the other way and wanted to warn the other driver. She rolled down her window and without a moment to spare, she yelled, “Pig!”

At which point the driver of the oncoming car yelled, “bitch!”

A few moments later, the blonde heard the crash.

 

728 posted on 01/04/2006 4:06:16 PM PST by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
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