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Your jokes are cracking me up today, LJ!

Let's try another, then.


A filthy rich man in Scott, Louisiana decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Boudreaux , the only good man in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time , eating shrimp, crawfish, oysters, boudin, cracklins, and BQ. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating Gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who is brave enough to jump into the pool with that Gator" The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Boudreaux in the pool! Boudreaux was fighting the Gator and splashing around! Boudreaux was jabbing the Gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the Gator on the tail and flipping the Gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Boudreaux and the Gator were screaming and struggling in the pool. Finally Boudreaux strangled the Gator and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Boudreaux then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Boudreaux, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Boudreaux. The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Boudreaux. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?" Again Boudreaux said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Boudreaux, then what do you want?" Boudreaux said, "I want the name of the guy who pushed me in the pool."