Does anybody remember the infamous Teletubbie legend about Po, the red TT, that was reported to say "fa****, fa****, fa****, bite my butt"?
I told the story to a friend of mine who had a young daughter, shared a good laugh and forgot about it. Christmas night she called me, laughing hysterically -- it seems her daughter had recieved the evil Po as a gift and the cursed thing DID say the "fa****" lines! We were both in tears from laughing so hard.
I recall that hideous thing.
Kidmonster had one, but I dunno where it went.
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