Ninety-five percent of the reviewers gave Kong and Brokeback positive reviews, and many of the same reviewers disparaged Narnia.
Sorry, but not even Drudge is powerful enough to fix a Brokeback Movie.
Hollywierd executive #1: Nobody is going to the movies anymore, we need a blockbuster that will bring the crowds in. Any ideas?
Hollywierd executive #2: Well it would have to be something new and original, like a love story that will appeal to the "little people" in flyover country.
Hollywierd executive #1: How about an old-fashioned western with a love story?
Hollywierd executive #2: I've got a script right here about homosexual cowboys.
Hollywierd executive #1: That sounds great, let's go with that one.