[GSlob]

Well, if one is like the late J.P.Morgan and has a gigantic proboscis, then (1) such a person would be able to afford it easily and (2) it would be understandable. Why should one's nose get in the way of one's food?

[Loud Mime]

I rest my case......

[GladesGuru]

"Well, if one is like the late J.P.Morgan and has a gigantic proboscis, then (1) such a person would be able to afford it easily and (2) it would be understandable. Why should one's nose get in the way of one's food?"

Well, for starters, how about using a fork instead of snarfing and snouting from the plate?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.