"Somewhere...
Over the rainbow..."
Posted on 01/02/2006 1:42:36 PM PST by presidio9
An Elvis cameltoe???? LMAO!!!!
"Somewhere...
Over the rainbow..."
It's actually sad how some ppl mess themselves up. I mean, what the hell was wrong with Natalie Portman's nose that she needed to "fix"??? These ppl are plain crazy. Then there's the ones like Melanie Griffith and Burt Reynolds, who are just this side of Michael Jackson in the mutation department. Sad, sad, sad.
How much doe it cost to remove a turkey gobbler neck?
"Well, if one is like the late J.P.Morgan and has a gigantic proboscis, then (1) such a person would be able to afford it easily and (2) it would be understandable. Why should one's nose get in the way of one's food?"
Well, for starters, how about using a fork instead of snarfing and snouting from the plate?
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
You think it is THAT easy to hold a fork with a proboscis? Only chopsticks are worse.
Could explain why you rarely see an asian with a gigantic honker.
What is that with Geddy Lee?
The face lifts and whatnot are scary but understandable in a pathetic sort of way. The gigantic, unnatural, fake breasts and collagen lips are just freaky. Does anyone find those fake sausage lips attractive?
I don't even want to contemplate what monstrosities Natalie Portman or Lindsay Lohan are going to turn themselves into if they start the butchery at their age.
At the suggestion of an ophthalmologist, I had this done and my insurance company paid for it. Gee, now I can see the car's visor. I also look more alert.
It's a bit scary since it is done mostly without general anesthesia. Also, you have to have great confidence in the surgeon. One slip and too much tissue can be taken, leaving you with a permanent staring look since the whites above your eyes will be exposed. Also, your eyelids will not close completely for sleep. Luckily for me, mine was a perfect job.
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