Easy if it's true
I have my "Gator Attack" (my Tarzan adventure), "Shark Story I" (fishing with a truck inner tube), "Shark Story II" (my lib NYC sister's huge Hammerhead), my "Cuda Facedown", "Brahma Bull Charge" (I won the race running backwards), and many more -
City dudes are so pampered and helpless
I'm a 'dudette' and I may be pampered but not helpless as I have a gun too.
I KNOW your story was true, maybe I should have written 'exciting childhood' instead of 'story'.
I also know you weren't directing the pampered remark at me cause 'we is friends'!!
Maybe I should have avoided writing this whole comment, LOL!