The buildyourownburgers? LOL! I thought those were the only jobs we're creating in this country these days - since we shipped all the others overseas in 40 ft. containers. I saw them being loaded in the port of Tampa!
Don't forget the Illuminati, I hear they can be very nasty.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you know we aren't supposed to mention *gasp* the I word. :-)