"If someone from al-Queda is calling you, we'd like to know why."

WaPo ^ | 01-01-06 | Lisa reins

[REDWOOD99]

"This is a limited program designed to prevent attacks on the United States of America, and I repeat limited," Bush said before flying back to Washington...

"If someone from al-Queada is calling you, we'd like to know why."

[DC native]

Doesn't Tony call you?

[wrathof59]

exactly

[Capriole]

Damn it wasn't my fault, I just placed a call to Dell Customer Service

Well, there's your mistake.

[ishabibble]

Best new bumper sticker of 2006:

IF SOMEONE FROM al-QUEADA IS CALLING YOU, WE'D LIKE TO KNOW WHY?

[parisa]

Doesn't Tony call you?

That was cute! :o)

[Squeako]

"Hello, you want to sell me a suitcase nuke for only $4999.99?"

I don't know why that looked like "Hello, you want to sell me a fruitcake for only $4999.99?" Man, gotta get my eyes checked!

[bmacak]

Ted Kennedy's response: "Why al Quaeda is calling me, is none of your business!"

Ted Kennedy's Response #2: "Al Gore calls. Al Sharpton calls. Al Qaeda calls. What's the big deal?"

[REDWOOD99]

Al Capone, Al Anon .... What's the diff?

[NC Native]

"Screwed the pooch" might perhaps be the other one?

[REDWOOD99]

Good one! But that's not it.

[bmacak]

Missed the Al Capone- good catch! Al Anon has given up on Teddy many moons ago!

[son of caesar]

dear mr president, i got a call yesterday from an al queda relocation specialist. he asked me to ask you if you can make sure to implement a liberal guest worker program quickly. nevermind what the idiots, errrrrrr i mean citizens think. he told me your guest worker program will help all peaceful muslims to come to the usa to do the jobs that americans dont want them to do.

[REDWOOD99]

Nice tagline. Where did you ever think of it?

[joseph20]

Already posted:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1550493/posts

[bannie]

If someone from al-Queda's calling me, I hope they've tapped my line so that they can trace the damned call!!!

[bannie]

We'll then, may I post my response twice?

:-)

[REDWOOD99]

Damn! Jumped right on that one, didn't ya? The story's already been posted. It's the quote that's being highlighted.

[thefactor]

"hello, this is Achmed. are you happy with your long distance service? would you like to join the jihad and kill the infidels?"

[stocksthatgoup]

"But he said the issue of whether the president skirted the law.." Hey Chuckie, he didn't!

[bannie]

the issue of whether

This is code for, "We know he didn't; but this makes him sound guilty as hell, and that's all we care about."