To: Brad's Gramma
Monday Morning Call in Sick
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she's not feeling well.
"What's the matter?", he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What in the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"Well, I just can't see my @ss coming to work today. "
1,912 posted on
01/04/2006 8:07:10 PM PST by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
To: Lady Jag
1981 and 2005
Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope Died
Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament
4. Pope Died
In the future, if Prince Charles decides to remarry ... please warn the Pope!!
1,913 posted on
01/04/2006 8:23:27 PM PST by
Brad’s Gramma
(Jesus is STILL the reason, and it's ALWAYS the Season!!!)
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