[Poser]

Bump!

Get your money out and send it in.

California vs. Texas during the game... Who donates more?

[Fiddlstix]

Ain't no need to get in a big hurry just yet........

   Q1 2006 Scoreboard -- ranked by total receipts   

Rank	Location	Receipts	Donors/Avg		Freepers/Avg		Monthlies
1	Texas	$1,505.00	19	$79.21	2,548	$0.59	$1,028.00	69
2	California	1,285.00	28	45.89	2,855	0.45	1,487.56	107
3	Australia	550.00	2	275.00	98	5.61
4	New York	445.00	12	37.08	1,115	0.40	503.00	26
5	New Jersey	445.00	10	44.50	590	0.75	205.00	11
6	Illinois	413.41	11	37.58	729	0.57	384.50	24
7	Pennsylvania	390.00	8	48.75	881	0.44	300.00	24
8	Michigan	365.00	7	52.14	620	0.59	160.00	12
9	Virginia	360.00	7	51.43	937	0.38	471.50	24
10	New Hampshire	350.00	4	87.50	167	2.10	10.00	1
11	Massachusetts	308.00	12	25.67	481	0.64	290.00	18
12	Washington	290.00	8	36.25	700	0.41	300.00	18
13	Florida	241.11	8	30.14	1,388	0.17	679.11	45
14	Canada	212.00	4	53.00	355	0.60	5.00	1
15	Oregon	200.00	5	40.00	366	0.55	110.00	9
16	Minnesota	200.00	1	200.00	395	0.51	85.00	7
17	Colorado	195.00	6	32.50	487	0.40	185.00	12
18	Kansas	195.00	5	39.00	256	0.76	80.00	6
19	Tennessee	160.00	3	53.33	510	0.31	68.00	8
20	Maryland	155.00	6	25.83	546	0.28	240.00	14
21	Ohio	150.00	5	30.00	775	0.19	607.25	18
22	Delaware	140.00	3	46.67	44	3.18
23	Alabama	135.00	3	45.00	371	0.36	276.00	17
24	Wisconsin	130.00	4	32.50	403	0.32	183.00	12
25	South Korea	100.00	1	100.00	7	14.29	10.00	1
26	Idaho	100.00	1	100.00	147	0.68	45.00	2
27	Arkansas	100.00	1	100.00	223	0.45	25.00	2
28	Switzerland	100.00	1	100.00	14	7.14
29	Georgia	90.00	3	30.00	770	0.12	290.00	19
30	South Carolina	90.00	3	30.00	313	0.29	118.00	9
31	Arizona	90.00	4	22.50	609	0.15	140.50	12
32	Missouri	75.00	3	25.00	523	0.14	120.00	12
33	Nevada	70.00	2	35.00	177	0.40	50.00	3
34	Hawaii	70.00	2	35.00	90	0.78	20.00	3
35	Wyoming	70.00	2	35.00	44	1.59	30.00	1
36	Mississippi	70.00	3	23.33	176	0.40	117.00	7
37	Maine	60.00	2	30.00	154	0.39	10.00	1
38	Utah	50.00	3	16.67	149	0.34	110.00	5
39	Nebraska	50.00	1	50.00	121	0.41	43.00	4
40	Montana	50.00	1	50.00	70	0.71	333.33	1
41	China	50.00	1	50.00	28	1.79
42	Indiana	45.00	2	22.50	458	0.10	135.00	11
43	West Virginia	40.00	2	20.00	130	0.31	55.00	3
44	Connecticut	25.00	1	25.00	248	0.10	45.00	5
45	Vermont	20.00	1	20.00	50	0.40	66.00	4
46	Germany	20.00	1	20.00	78	0.26
47	Alaska	20.00	1	20.00	125	0.16	65.00	3
48	South Dakota	15.00	1	15.00	58	0.26	35.00	3
49	New Mexico	14.89	1	14.89	148	0.10	40.00	2
50	New Zealand	10.00	1	10.00	53	0.19
51	Oklahoma	10.00	1	10.00	323	0.03	131.00	8
52	North Carolina	10.00	1	10.00	762	0.01	359.00	27
	Norway						10.00	1
	Japan						10.00	1
	United Kingdom						70.00	3
	Iowa						45.00	3
	Kentucky						13.00	3
	Louisiana						90.00	9
	Rhode Island						35.00	2
	Armed Forces - Europe						15.00	1
	Indonesia						20.00	1
Never Never Land		580.00	20	29.00			248.00	19
53 locations total		$10,914.41	248	$44.01	28,843	$0.38	$10,606.75	674

[Brad’s Gramma]

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.