LOL You owe me a new monitor...Mine is wearing my favorite rum drink!! :)
The checks in the mail to your favorite charity. LoL!
Although I'm compassionate to your demise my FRiend, I still am in want for a sense of personal responsibility for your actions via Rum and monitor acquaintance in your abode. /snicker
Accept my appreciation for the reason of your demise and thank me! ; )
(I should be a politician) ; )