To: Lady Jag; Fiddlstix; trussell
1,099 posted on
01/02/2006 6:14:31 PM PST by
apackof2
(You can stand me up at the gates of hell, I'll stand my ground and I won’t back down)
To: apackof2
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension, he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks!"
1,112 posted on
01/02/2006 6:26:35 PM PST by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
To: apackof2
1,287 posted on
01/02/2006 9:46:57 PM PST by
ValerieUSA
(your secrets are safe with me)
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