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Posted on 01/01/2006 3:22:05 PM PST by Jim Robinson
Howdy everyone!
Happy New Year!!
2005 was a great year and we're looking forward to an even greater 2006! The Iraqis have held their elections and as democracy and freedom takes hold, it appears the terrorist violence has greatly subsided. We're hoping that the war in Iraq is just about over and that as the Iraqis take over responsibility for their own security, our troops can finally come home. God bless them all. We pray for peace in the Middle East.
On the home front, we see President Bush's numbers on the upswing and our confidence is growing regarding continuing conservative successes in the midterm elections this Fall. Judge Samuel Alito should be confirmed for the Supreme Court in the next few weeks and our hopes for a more conservative court will soon be realized.
September 23, 2006 will mark Free Republic's 10th year anniversary. It's hard to believe that 10 years have passed by so quickly. Time flies when you're having fun. We've been blessed with many successes on Free Republic over the years and are praying for continuing success in the future.
Thank you all very much for making Free Republic the very best conservative site on the web!! FReepers are the greatest!!
May God bless you all with peace and prosperity in the new year and much happiness in all the years to come.
Monthly, one time - whatever. Pound the rock and git er done.
Your welcome, but I thank you even more! ;-)
Hey. We ALL are in this together!!! I just appreciate all the banter. It IS fun!!!
Have you gone out and pestered the forum? Made lots of enemies like I have? :)
Have not been around much at all. We getting any new monthlies?
No kidding!!!!
Come ON left coast!!! We are FAR better than Texas!!!!
(oh oh....)
I mentioned the $$ on one of the mine threads. Did not result in trouble. I believe someone may have done the good thing.
we have the usual attrition and are slowly regaining a few new ones so far.
Thanks, don-o.
Just in:
$10 from Never Never Land
$30 from Washington
Thank you Never Never Land and Washington!!
;)
Happy face Friday night to ya!!!
"I once cried Movie in a crowded Fire House."
"I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child."
"Do you realize that a handicapped diplomat can park ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD???"
"For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out."
"So then I filled the humidifier with wax and left it on. Now everything in my house is shiny."
"I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener."
"I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it, "Pumping Rust."
"I went to a children's art museum. All the paintings were hung on refrigerators."
"If you break both of your legs, can you still go to a walk-in clinic"?
"Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?"
From a Carlin skit...
"Join the book club, as a free introductory offer, you will receive the following books absolutely free!
"Backpacking for Shut-Ins", "Fill Your Life With Croutons", "People Who Mean Well", and "Eat, Run, Stay Fit, and Die Anyway".
Q. How many people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!!
And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the darn light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!!! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . .
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has embezzled him for ten million bucks.
This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he landed the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger.
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