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Posted on 01/01/2006 3:22:05 PM PST by Jim Robinson
Howdy everyone!
Happy New Year!!
2005 was a great year and we're looking forward to an even greater 2006! The Iraqis have held their elections and as democracy and freedom takes hold, it appears the terrorist violence has greatly subsided. We're hoping that the war in Iraq is just about over and that as the Iraqis take over responsibility for their own security, our troops can finally come home. God bless them all. We pray for peace in the Middle East.
On the home front, we see President Bush's numbers on the upswing and our confidence is growing regarding continuing conservative successes in the midterm elections this Fall. Judge Samuel Alito should be confirmed for the Supreme Court in the next few weeks and our hopes for a more conservative court will soon be realized.
September 23, 2006 will mark Free Republic's 10th year anniversary. It's hard to believe that 10 years have passed by so quickly. Time flies when you're having fun. We've been blessed with many successes on Free Republic over the years and are praying for continuing success in the future.
Thank you all very much for making Free Republic the very best conservative site on the web!! FReepers are the greatest!!
May God bless you all with peace and prosperity in the new year and much happiness in all the years to come.
Oh I can take em or leave em
I prefer to leave 'em (in China)
That close, huh? :)
Arkansas Residency Application
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Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade
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___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
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Firearms you own and where you keep them:
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____ bedroom
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Model and year of your pickup: ______ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
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Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
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(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
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___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
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Color of teeth:
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Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
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How far is your home from a paved road?
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Your right! What was I thinking
Mars or Pluto would be much better choices
Education Bumper Stickers
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
I souport publik edekasion
Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
I is a college student.
Illiterate? Write For Help
Q. Why do cats hate flying saucers?
A. Because they can't reach the milk.
( )Hell yeah!
Q. Why do aliens make crop circles?
A. Because they are corny.
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam
My dog is smarter than your honor student
Well then partner, your blessed!
What do you call Arab public relations?
A: An oxymoron.
What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer?
A short circuit.
Are we the only ones left?
Are we still collecting donations?
Is the FReepathon over?
Did we win?
Jim....Jim
I'm thinking it's just the three of us!
Hmmmmm.....
Well then! Um. WELL then!!!
Q: What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?
A: An air bag.
What did the Chevy say to the Ford?
Would you like a tow home?
(these are REALLY stupid, aren't they?)
I like to think so.....
I was born and raised on a ranch and I'm still on the ranch......
And
I ain't got no idea about leavin' it......
And Heaven help anyone who might want me to leave it.....
lol
No, cute
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