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[apackof2]

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Hi

[apackof2]

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line. ----------------------

THE SITUATION:

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.

This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.

The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos.

There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

=============================================== THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer.
Somehow the woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Hillary Clinton!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under forever.
You have two options: You can save the life of Hillary Clinton or
you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women (.....in her mind at least..!!).

THE QUESTION:

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.......

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

[Lady Jag]

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[Lady Jag]

CIA Exam




The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists...

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun was loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

[Fiddlstix]

I would go with the classic simplicity of black and white...

So what's my score?
Did I pass or fail?

[Mo1]

you are soooooooooooooo bad .. LOL

[Lady Jag]

Bad? Me?

[Brad’s Gramma]

Oh, you're in trouble :o)

Oh oh....

[apackof2]

ROFLOL!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

LOL!!!!!!

[apackof2]

Pass with flying colors..oh wait, with flying B & W

[Jim Robinson]

We have incoming:

$20 from Hawaii
$100 from Virginia
$10 from Wisconsin
$20 from Texas
$25 from California

Thank you all very much!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Oh mannnnnnnnn!!!!!!

Whoooooooo boy, you're bad! :)

[Fiddlstix]

....oh wait, with flying B & W

ROTFL!

[apackof2]

What do you do with a democrat after they die?

You give them an enema and bury them in shoebox

[Fiddlstix]

Are you sure you don't mean a "match box"?
LOL
Heck...ya probably wouldn't have to remove all the matches........

[Brad’s Gramma]

Did I pass or fail?

You passed with flying colors! WHOO HOOOOOOO!!!

[apackof2]

ya probably wouldn't have to remove all the matches........

A thimble

[Brad’s Gramma]

We have incoming:

$20 from Hawaii
$100 from Virginia
$10 from Wisconsin
$20 from Texas
$25 from California

Thank you all very much!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

*snert*