[cincinnati65]

Is George Bush Listening in on Your Phone Line?

I hope so, and if you can please send me a transcript of what my 14 year old daughter and her "boyfriend" talk about for four hours a day, I would appreciate it!

[Cheburashka]

I hope so, and if you can please send me a transcript of what my 14 year old daughter and her "boyfriend" talk about for four hours a day, I would appreciate it!
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You should write to your congressman. Such a transcript service might be profitable for the government and help to defray the cost of all that hardware and software needed for homeland security.

[KCRW]

Hey- I was a 14 year old girl once, I can help......

"No, you hang up first!"
"No, you hang up first!"
"No, you hang up first!"
"No, you hang up first!"
......


and so on.

[gridlock]

When I was in high school overseas, my girlfriend's father was under investigation by the US Embassy where he worked. I learned later that the local "communicators" (code-word for spook) had tapped the family phone line and were transcribing all calls in and out.

So, somewhere in Suitland, Maryland, there is about five miles of audiotape of me and my girlfriend saying "No, you hang up first..." and making googly noises.

Whenever I get to feeling bad about my job and the way my career is going, I think about the poor slob who had to transcribe all those phone calls, and realize that somebody, somewhere, has it much worse than me.