[KCRW]

"Is George Bush Listening in on Your Phone Line?"

Well, let me see. It is 2:30am on New Year's day, I just finished giving all of my drunk friends a ride home, and I don't drink- so my friends had way more fun than I did. I am now surfing the internet, at this ungodly hour. I will be up in about 5 hours to go to church on New Year's day.

My life is too dull for anyone, especially the President, to be listening in on. My life is so boring, that I cannot even get my own cat to listen to me- why would the President show any interest???

I gotta say, what totally amazes me about all of this- no one ever complains anymore about big brother watching anymore. Video cameras are everywhere, recording our every move. We are even video taped while sitting in our cars at a red light, in the bathroom at a local restuarant, everywhere you can think of- we are being watched. Most people, are not shocked by this. We all understand that it is for safety reasons.

[dsc]

"We are even video taped while sitting in our cars at a red light, in the bathroom at a local restuarant"

Really? When am I supposed to pick my nose?

[cgbg]

My life is too dull for anyone, especially the President, to be listening in on. My life is so boring, that I cannot even get my own cat to listen to me- why would the President show any interest???

My wife is a clear and present danger to national security. Her phone conversations with relatives are so boring that they would surely put any NSA operative into a deep sleep causing them to fail to catch real terrorists that day. :-)