Liberal Loonies - 2005 Awards

Capitol Hill Journal ^ | Dec. 31, 2005 | Dustin Hawkins

[WatchYourself]

The Liberal Loonies represents the one time of the year when liberals get all of the “praise” and recognition that they truly deserve.

Husband of the Year: Michael Schiavo. For having his wife starved to death, despite promising to take care of her for the rest of her life in trying to get a big fat court settlement, Schiavo receives the prestigious ‘Husband of the Year’ award. In addition to refusing to divorce Terri and allow her parents to care for her, Schiavo went on to have an out-of-wedlock affair that produced two children and his and hers Mercedes, had her body cremated despite her religious Catholic following, and, to throw salt on the wound, recently announced the launch of “Terri Pac.”

Jane Fonda Award for Anti-Americanism: Cindy Sheehan. For dragging her brave son’s name through a dirty, nasty, self-serving, Anti-American protest against President Bush and the U.S. Armed Forces, Cindy “oh-God-that-voice” Sheehan captures the JFAAA. She even released a book and “toured” in Spain. Cindy gets bonus points for accusing the National Guard of holding an illegal occupation in New Orleans posthurricane.

The “non-profit” of the Year: Planned Parenthood. For their commitment to “family values” and for the liberal-pleasing slaughter of hundreds-of-thousands of “clusters of cells” in the name of “reproductive health matters”, Planned Parenthood is without a doubt the non-profit of the year. Unfortunately for young teenage girls across America, the organization has run out of “I had an Abortion” t-shirts.

[WatchYourself]

The more things change, the more things stay the same. Liberals DO the darndest things... also Air America picks up a Loonie award for business, nyuck.

[ncountylee]

Best female vocalist:

The "no more wire hangers" screamer.

[billhilly]

MOST CREATIVE TEENAGER

Kentucky Fried Cruelty.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Best Disappearing Act: Michael Moore and John Kerry