Private dorm rooms cost more. And as for food, you don't have to do the cooking. I hope you like fried chicken with mac and cheese cuz we have it Sundays for dinner and Tuesdays for lunch. And I'll keep quiet about the age AFTER you write all my papers next semester...
What classes will I be writing said papers for?
Don't worry, I will pay extra for the private dorm room. I don't "do" chicken very much; do they have a salad bar? Will you do my laundry? I'm tired of doing laundry.