[tet68]

that they might witness the epiphany of a deity."

I'm sure those three are going to have an epiphany
of some kind.

It must be nice to have friends too, I remember a rather
drunk afternoon in Vietnam when my two friends from NYC
got loaded, one passed out in the sand and the other built
a little bonfire on his chest. All in fun of course!

[Beagle8U]

If someone gets drunk and passes out with their mouth partly open(as often happens), you can shave ex-lax up with a knife and feed it to them a little at a time.

They wake with far more that just a hangover.

Not that I would do such a thing to someone...lol