Posted on 12/31/2005 11:02:13 AM PST by doc30
"During the Civil War, Irish-Americans in the North planned to capture Canada as a retaliation against British support for the Confederacy. I think they were called 'Finnian troops' or something."
YES! You're correct! It's one of the least known chaptes of Civil War history -- both the French & British colonial empires wanted to see the Union dissolve so they could "divide and conquer," the way they did w/the rest of the world (esp'ly India).
Canada, @ the time, was not a Confederation like it is today, but a series of separate British crown colonies (like we were before 1776). They were so concerned over the possibility of a US invasion after the Civil War as "payback" for the British Empire's support of the Southern states that representatives from each of the Canadian colonies met on Prince Edward Island to pull the colonies into a confederation, w/Queen Victoria as head of state. This came to fruition in 1867. This is why Prince Edward Island is called "The Birthplace of Confederation," and the 9-mile bridge connecting it to the mainland is called "Confederation Bridge."
"However, replace 'Briton' with 'China' or 'Russia' and the plan has some modern merits."
Personally, I'd replace Briton with Muslims.
Actually 4. Your two, another in 1838 , American supporters of the rebellion and again in 1866 , the Fenians.
We were their major Naval rival in that period.
Anticipated British invasion of northeastern United States
Planned U.S. invasion of Canada
I'm thinking along your thoughts. The Liberals are full bash America mode and hope to paint the COnservatives as pro-American. THis article is just a propaganda to keep 'evil AMericans and their Conservative supporters' in the minds of and intellectually weak Canadians.
Secretive Plans Exist For Canada Invasion: Bush Silent on Details
So what should we do, eh? Sit around and wait for them to attack us first? You know nothing aboot war, you hoser. ;)
Did God actually build her that way???? Way to go God!
'I don't think we'd need a plan to take out Canada, personally...."
Back in the 20's we probably needed a plan. Then we were weak and the Canadians actually had a military. Now a few troops of boy scouts with .22 rifles is all we would need.
Just a sample.
War Plan Orange was for war with the Japanese Empire.
War Plan Red/Orange was for a war with the Japanese-British Alliance.
War Plan Gold was for war with France
War Plan Silver was for war with Italy.
War Plan Green was for war with Mexico or Mexican Domestic Intervention.
War Plan Yellow or War Plan Violet was for war with China or China Domestic Intervention.
War Plan Gray was for war in the Caribbean.
War Plan Indigo was for Iceland Intervention.
War Plan Emerald was for Ireland Intervention in conjunction with War Plan Red.
War Plan Gray was for Azores Intervention.
War Plan Tan was for Cuba Intervention.
War Plan Black was for War with Germany. (Not seriously practiced after 1918.)
And my personal favorite because it tends to freak people out was War Plan White which was known as the "U.S. Domestic Contingency".
Well...they do have damned good beer.
Exhibit #1,002,394 that God is a man.
Its curious that the Canadians are talking about disarming the population when this dire threat hangs over them from the south.
Our Clever Canuck Plan
Part Three: Invasion!
Instruct all troops to stock up on field rations of Shreddies (only the good, good, whole wheat ones).
Open armouries at all bases and distribute weapons to soldiers.
Provide the Canadian civilian population with weaponry and encourage them to "point the small bit at anyone without a maple leaf badge". NOTE: Some followers have suggested that the use of guns is un-Canadian. We believe the evil is justified in this case. Read more about our weapons policy in The Gun Thing .
Canuck troops infiltrate the US-Canada border.
After meeting feeble resistance from the already-weakened-by our-clever-campaign-Americans, Canadian troops seize control of all US cities.
South America falls to the power-hungry Canadian advance.
Submarines and cool Bluenose-like ships (nuclear powered both!) are employed in the conquest of Europe.
Conquest of Europe lasts: Max. 3 days -- Min. 2 hours.
Peace is made with European powers...Canada sets up puppet governments in the once-independent countries.
Canada renames Russia "Claire and Jen Territory". Early polls show that Russians prefer the new name.
Canadian troops seize Asian capitols. Hong Kong movie directors get the entire thing on film. Chow Yun Fat defects to Canada and becomes our Minister of Propaganda in the Pacific Rim.
The Pope capitulates to Canadian demands and agrees to force Roman Catholic clergy to make loyalty oaths towards Canada.
Pope-mobile seized and re-tooled for use by Generals Claire and Jen.
Australia and Canada reach a win-win agreement. Canada will completely rule Australia, but due to friendly relations from our Commonwealth days, will take pity on the Aussies and kill Paul Hogan.
Canadian troops encircle the globe.
Peacekeepers are kept busy putting down minor rebellions.
All minor rebellions cease when it is realized that Canadianism is the Right and True Path.
Irish rock band U2 is allowed to record a single in honour of the Canadian conquest: "Sunday Happy Sunday (in the name of Claire and Jen) Remix Version 12".
Record charts (controlled by the Office Of The Generals) show single at no. 1.
Committee formed to design a new world flag.
Committee decides the Canadian flag (in its Glorious Perfection) is good enough for the entire world.
Canadian troops distribute Shreddies rations to starving American populations!
Huh??? You gotta be kidding. This coming form the folks who give
the ChiComs hundreds of Billions $$$ in trade surpluses enabling them to
become an economic and military superpower and also selling or giving them the
missile and military technology.
What hypocrisy!!!
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