[dr_who_2]

...only the male monkeys like dressing and undressing the cars, while the female monkeys like pushing their dolls along the ground while grunting something to the effect of "vroom! vrooom!". Fascinating, anyway.

[JasonC]

Cooking pots? What does a monkey know about cooking pots, male or female? Anybody think baking is high on female monkey skills to learn and love? The others were believable enough.

[csense]

Male monkeys prefer toy cars, females like dolls

...and here I thought we were being socially indoctrinated to believe that the fundamental difference of the species is just an illusion.

Now I'm really confused.

[Revolting cat!]

Do female monkeys gab on cell phones while driving?

Do female monkeys insist on writing personal checks for purchases under $2.00?

Do female monkeys demand to discuss the relationship with the male monkeys?

[fish hawk]

and the female monkeys seem to enjoy sex as much as the males until after they marry and have two babies. Then the females don't seem to want to have sex as much anymore. The males, at that time, tend to go off and have sex with younger females. Yep, evolution is true.

[csense]

Males may have evolved toy preferences that involve throwing and moving...

Hmmm...judging from the women I've known in my life, and especially my ex-wife, I was of the opinion that throwing and moving were evolutionary traits peculiar to females.