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Male monkeys prefer toy cars, females like dolls
Arizona Daily Star ^
| December 25, 2005
Posted on 12/30/2005 6:14:23 PM PST by grundle
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To: Last Dakotan
You read something like that, straight PC, total azz kissin, and it throws his entire set of conclusions out the window.
That's not hard science, it's hardly science at all!
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posted on
12/30/2005 7:11:38 PM PST
by
djf
(Bush wants to make Iraq like America. Solution: Send all illegal immigrants to Iraq!)
To: grundle
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posted on
12/30/2005 7:12:13 PM PST
by
VOA
To: Last Dakotan
The male monkeys must now be forced to watch action/military movies in which all leadership positions are held by female monkeys. Exactly. Furthermore, the movies will always show the female beating the #$%&^* out of male monkeys that are 30% bigger than them and have twice the strength and speed of the female.
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posted on
12/30/2005 7:27:26 PM PST
by
Mogollon
To: grundle
...only the male monkeys like dressing and undressing the cars, while the female monkeys like pushing their dolls along the ground while grunting something to the effect of "vroom! vrooom!". Fascinating, anyway.
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posted on
12/30/2005 7:27:32 PM PST
by
dr_who_2
To: Last Dakotan
Male monkeys
pay to watch monkey porn.
I recall watching a tv show on discovery channel a few years ago about some primates in a sort of "retirement home". Or some sort of sanctuary (not a zoo or research center). The monkeys had satellite tv and had a system for asking for the channel to be changed. They really like watching human porn, kinda freaky. Oh and disney movies. Wish I could find an article about the show...
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posted on
12/30/2005 7:33:53 PM PST
by
M203M4
To: grundle
Cooking pots? What does a monkey know about cooking pots, male or female? Anybody think baking is high on female monkey skills to learn and love? The others were believable enough.
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posted on
12/30/2005 7:40:36 PM PST
by
JasonC
To: RightWingAtheist
To: M203M4
They really like watching human porn, kinda freaky. Oh and disney movies.I knew a guy for whom that would describe his video shelf.
To: grundle
Male monkeys prefer toy cars, females like dolls...and here I thought we were being socially indoctrinated to believe that the fundamental difference of the species is just an illusion.
Now I'm really confused.
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posted on
12/30/2005 9:35:21 PM PST
by
csense
To: M203M4
"You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
"So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel..."
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posted on
12/30/2005 9:40:55 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(...oops, did I sing that out loud? Bad Rich. BAD Rich.)
To: grundle
Do female monkeys gab on cell phones while driving?
Do female monkeys insist on writing personal checks for purchases under $2.00?
Do female monkeys demand to discuss the relationship with the male monkeys?
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posted on
12/30/2005 9:41:47 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
To: rvoitier
We need a Ping List for that subject.
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posted on
12/30/2005 9:44:44 PM PST
by
freedomlover
(If you read this tag line, all your wildest dreams will come true.)
To: grundle
and the female monkeys seem to enjoy sex as much as the males until after they marry and have two babies. Then the females don't seem to want to have sex as much anymore. The males, at that time, tend to go off and have sex with younger females. Yep, evolution is true.
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posted on
12/30/2005 9:46:32 PM PST
by
fish hawk
(creatio ex nihilo)
To: grundle
Males may have evolved toy preferences that involve throwing and moving...Hmmm...judging from the women I've known in my life, and especially my ex-wife, I was of the opinion that throwing and moving were evolutionary traits peculiar to females.
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posted on
12/30/2005 9:53:48 PM PST
by
csense
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